1. Elephant seals.
2. Chubby squirrels.
3. Carmel Beach.
Things we dislike:
1. Drivers of Sebring convertibles. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you feel the need to fly from Kansas or Idaho or North Dakota or (insert lackluster state here), rent an economy convertible (a.k.a. Chrysler Sebring), then proceed to drive along Highway 1 from San Diego to British Columbia, it is NOT necessary to go 15 miles per hour the entire way. The speed limit in the state of California is 55 mph if not otherwise posted. Yes, the coastline is beautiful. Yes, your rented convertible can drive that fast. Yes, I will pass you on a blind curve b/c it is that annoying driving behind your pasty, sun-starved ass. I don't fly to Kansas and drive 15 mph around your corn fields.
2. Cyclists. It's called a car. It's faster and requires much less effort. Or are you just looking for an excuse to wear a spandex onesie?
3. Cyclists missing limbs. I bet you actually do have a car and a handicap permit. B/c you can ride a bike for 100 miles, but you can't walk from the far side of the parking lot. Seems logical.
**Disclaimer: Items 1-3 are Mike's contribution to this blog post.
4. Everything closes at sundown. Carmel becomes a ghost town after dark. We couldn't even find a coffee shop open at 7:00 and had to drive to Monterey!
Don't you see? Carmel is for LOVERS. Thus, closing the town early to encourage lovers to retire indoors to uhhh, well, do what lovers do. I can't speak for the cyclists and Sebring-driving geriatrics. I don't care how young they are, if they're driving 15 mph, they are GERIATRICS!
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